Kitsmom Quiz
Wednesday, July 22, 2009 at 03:43PM Kitsmom Quiz
Quiz: Are You a Kitsmom?
Give yourself one point for every item that applies to you.
Your stroller is the size of a Hummer. It has off road wheels even though the roughest path you ever take is down West Broadway. You leave your stroller blocking the aisle of a store while you text on your blackberry.
You dress your baby and your dog in outfits that match, colour co-ordinate or compliment each other in some way.
You are officially a size 0 one day after giving birth. And your boobs and butt are surprisingly perky and taunt.
You have a nanny. Nothing more to it. You just have a nanny.
You spend a lot of your day in Café Artigiano breast feeding your baby, drinking lattes and wondering why your baby is awake all night.
Your baby has an androgynous hipster first name (eg. Zohar or Hollis) and a hyphenated last name (eg. Wentworth-Anderson). If your baby marries another kitsbaby they will be known as Mr and Mrs Zohar and Hollis Wentworth-Anderson-Symthe-Cooper. It will be a lot of writing to put on wedding invitations.
Your diaper bag and your purse are made by Coach.
Your baby has a social calendar that rivals the Queen. It includes amongst other things: pre-preschool prep, Sanskrit lessons and tai chi.
Your baby has his or her own You Tube channel, facebook page, twitter account, wordpress blog, and domain name.
You disinfect all playground equipment for 20 minutes prior to letting your baby play. You carry enough hand sanitizer to sterilize a medium sized hospital.
Scoring results:
If you scored 10/10, you are a full blown, real deal kitsmom. Congratulations!!
If you scored 6-9/ 10, you are on the cusp of being a kitsmom. Good work but you need to try harder. Run directly to lululemon for guidance.
If you scored 1-5/10, you are on the Westside near Kits but not quite within our boundaries. Perhaps you are more a dunbarmom or a quilchenamom? And, honestly, there is nothing wrong with that!